Established as The Skamokawa Eagle in 1891
To The Eagle:
Well, we're finally number one! After extremely useless and questionable leadership, our country has achieved the dubious honor of having more Covid-19 cases than every other country in the world. The United States has between 4 percent and 5 percent of the planet’s population and 25 percent of the total infections! Making America first has finally come to pass.
I seem to remember a 2016 campaign promise that we would be winning so much that we'd be tired of winning. Seems to be the one and possibly only thing that was true. MAGA might stand for Make The ****** Go Away. November 3rd will be the big reveal. Stay tuned as I'm sure it will get even more interesting.
James Roberts
Cathlamet
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