Established as The Skamokawa Eagle in 1891
To The Eagle:
Our President has set the precedent for a new world wide immigration policy. If an Adobe Photoshop forged birth certificate is good enough for the leader of the free world who is concurrently the leader of the world’s most powerful nation, it should also be good enough for any resident of any country in the world. All anyone should need is to reside in any given country and have a few bucks for someone skilled in Adobe Photoshop and you, too, can prove you are a native born citizen of whatever country you choose. You can do it all on your own if you can afford a computer, printer and Adobe Photoshop.
So there you go. The immigration problem is solved and anyone anywhere will no longer be constrained from rising to the peak of leadership in any nation he or she chooses.
Some readers might have an impulse to label me a “Truther.”
So when did stating the truth acquire a label of contempt?
To find the truth you need to look.
Gilbert Vik, Puget Island
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